The Best of Comment Spam
Spammers are weasels. They will try to spam every web application they can, and of course this blog is no exception. Usually, it’s something about Viagra or gambling, but lately they have been leaving rather lame and somewhat amusing jokes along with the spam content. Why not take a moment for a chuckle. For you, dear reader, I present the best of moderated comment spam jokes!
- How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. <– my personal favorite :)
- How would you clean a tuba? Try a tuba toothpaste.
- What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.
- What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!
- What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
Enjoy your day.